Christmas time:
Christmas is in the air so they say. Bus drivers here are already wearing Santa Claus suits and shops are full of Christmas decorations. Christmas cards, Christmas gift wrappers, Christmas lights, Christmas trees, snowmen, snowglobes, ribbons, and pretty lights are everywhere… the only thing missing from the Taiwanese way of celebrating Christmas is to actually celebrate it by not having to go to school or work. Normally this would piss me off especially since the 25th falls on a Monday, but this year I won’t be here because I. Am. Coming. Home. Tomorrow!!!
Celebrating Christmas:
This will be the first time I’ll celebrate Christmas back home since I left for Taiwan a few years ago and I am excited, but I would have been more excited if I wasn’t on a diet. Yes! Diet during the holiday season!!! I may cheat but not much, and it’s not because I have a lot of self-control but because my sister Pebbles is getting married in January and I’m the maid-of-dishonor! I have to wear an actual gown(!) No pictures of me wearing the damned thing would be posted anywhere near here unless by some miracle it was shot at an angle where I looked slender or ditsi’s friend comes through and he photoshops the hell out of it.
The food I will miss:
I’ll be home for almost 4 weeks and 2/3 of that time I can’t eat. I told ditsi that as soon as we get to the reception… fuck the diet. I can’t believe I won’t be able to eat the traditional fare at Tita Inday’s house on Christmas day. There’s the KFC chicken, spaghetti, salad, chocolates atbp. I’ve been listing down the restaurants I’m gonna go to as soon as I’m able, to name a few:
1. Jollibee - spaghetti, palabok, chicken joy, peach mango pie, even jolly hotdog
2. McDonald’s - longganisa meal, quarter pounder (they don’t have it here), twister fries
3. Shakey’s - mojos
4. Dominos - baked spaghetti, apple crumble
5. Kimchi - beef stew
6. Pancake House - spaghetti, grilled cheese
7. Mister Donut - spaghetti (yes, I love love love spaghetti)
8. Red Ribbon - chicken empanada, coffee crunch, chocolate mousse
9. Hotshots - Bacon cheeseburger
10. Tokyo Tokyo - red iced tea! potato balls, gyudon, tonkatsu, yakisoba
11. Aristocrat - pork bbq, java rice
12. Cafe Med - chicken kebab
13. Kaya - beef bulgogi, chicken bulgogi, chap jae
14. Little Asia - the beef with cheese thingy, fish
15. Hap Chan - wanton, fish fillet with lots of garlic on top!
16. Le Ching - siomai, shrimp dumplings, spareribs
17. Italiannis - spaghetti
18. KFC - gravy gravy gravy, mashed potatoes
19. Donuts!!! GoNuts, Krispy Kreme, Dunkin, Mister Donut - lahat yan!
20. Luto ni nanay - mechado, sabaw ng baka, adobo, chicken curry, beef steak, beef stew, Cobb’s chicken
I need to breathe. All of that in 1 week, I’ll have to get on a wheelchair to board the plane back to Taiwan when my vacation ends.
In preparation for my vacation:
I’m very worried about leaving my little kiddies for such a long time. I have set this time table for them from the time we started the school year up to July next year and I don’t want it to get all fucked up because I was gone for a long time. Hopefully my sub will do a good job in taking over my duties. We are already starting with long vowels and longer and more difficult words so it’s pretty exciting haha! So since last month I’ve been planning three different lesson plans (for three different English classes) for the teachers who will sub for me including notes about who’s naughty or nice
I also finished this AVP that the boss has been asking for to show during the Christmas program and I truly hope she remembers to use it because I slaved away in front of the computer for hours doing that.
Next was Christmas gifts. I’m always on a tight budget any time
of the year, any year of my life so shopping was a bit of a challenge. I didn’t want to buy anything heavy because I’m bringing home a lot of things already but I fear that when I get to the airport tomorrow, money will be parted from my wallet as I pay for my excess baggage. I’ve been buying assorted snacks and trinkets and bilins and I hope I remembered all of them because I’m not going out of the house anymore tonight because it’s raining and so frakkin’ cold. That’s what I’ve been doing for the past few weekends, just shopping - sometimes alone, sometimes with Joyce, sometimes with Jeff and sometimes with both!
I was also panicking a few weeks ago because I still haven’t found a pair of shoes that I will need to wear with my gown. Ditsi said it had to be light gold and I said meh! No problem! There are tons of pretty shoes here in Taiwan from the seediest nightmarket to the poshest mall. Wrong! Well, partly wrong because there are a lot of shoes here but finding one that would fit my ginormous feet? Not so easy. I’ve been so used to wearing rubber shoes and flat sandals that finding a pair of delicate, ladylike shoes became this whole ordeal. I was trying on so many and nothing would fit I felt like one of the ugly stepsisters in Cinderella! I was about to throw in the towel when one day some of my friends and I went to Taipei to do the things we needed to get done when Joyce spo
tted a pair of light gold shoes in this poshy shop. I was busy buying my ice cream cone at McDonald’s at the time (I had no lunch! That was my excuse) and when I went out, they were gone. Yun pala, they inquired na about the shoes for me so when I went into the shop, I tried it on and it FIT! Then I looked at the price tag and almost fainted. I was thinking, how much do I love ditsi? Hmmm, more importantly, how much pride do I have left? Even if I look like a pale longganisa in my gown, at least I’m wearing really nice shoes. So I closed my eyes and handed the saleslady my credit card. Kaching!
Delayed start in preparations:
I’m in a bit of a rush now because I hit a few bumps at the end of November. First, I got a cold, then the flu then an ear infection. One after another for more than 2 weeks!!! I hate getting sick and I never used to get sick when I was back in the PI. The occasional fever o
nce a year and that’s it! This year has been bookeneded with trips to the doctor. I hope I fare better next year.